It's free.
How to make your own douchebag
in two easy steps
Douching is fun, or so the saying goes. Premium douche bags aren't affordable for many douching enthusiasts, but that doesn't mean that you can't get in on the 'fun' too. If you're a good scrounger, you can make a HUGE doucher with no money. A couple of bucks'll get you the goods to make that squirtbag last a lifetime. Read on for instructions on how to construct your own reusable ghetto douche bag.
Materials:
1
Pastry
bag (The bigger the better. Attachments
optional. Save $$, make
your own bag.)
1 Quantity vinegar
(Other concoctions
work too. Experiment. Feeling uninventive? Use H20)
1 Piece of chewing
gum
SAFETY FIRST - ALWAYS WEAR EYE PROTECTION!
Let's
make it!
1.
First, get your gum to a nice moistened consistency (chew it, you douchebag)
and then attach it to the hole at the small end of your pastry bag. We're
doing this to prevent vinegar from getting all over your cheap t-shirt
after the final building phase. Other methods work too, so figure something
out if you can't find any gum.
2. And finally, pry the large end of the pastry bag apart. This takes great concentration and unbelievable strength. Call a friend for help if you need it.
You're
done. Now have fun!
Fill your new Douchebag9000 with the vinegar and go nuts.
Tricking out your new creation
--
Try putting some cool
stickers or decals on your doucheroo. It adds character to an otherwise
boring pastry bag.
-- Add food coloring to your douching liquid. Use your bag to make unique
tie-dye apparel. What fun.
-- Mix chocolate chips or nuts into your vinegar for added douching texture
and flavor.
